I take way too long to finish stuff. Technically, I was done making this, like, a year ago.
Anyway, the joke is that it's a working revolver, but designed to have the look and feel of a toddler's toy. Complete with bright, primary-colored plastic, rounded edges, and soft contours. Also, it has a smaller handle for tiny hands to comfortably grip it. And, it's double-action, since most toddlers would still have trouble with fine motor control and shouldn't need to be fumbling with cocking a hammer while protecting their family from intruders.